I've always been a badass
nothing I won't try
Give me a little challenge
and I will do or die
It all began as a tomboy
no sisters in my way
Competeing with my brothers
I always had my say
Our games consisted of football
and throwing dry manure pies
If you didn't stay alert to this
you'd get hit by surprise
We were always into mischief
and gosh did we have fun
Playing practical jokes on our friends
then we would laugh and run
My attitude is agressive
and I carefully plan my day
When I decide to make a move
you don't stand in my way
My life has been long
with a lot of rough and tough
Still you see, I wear bluejeans
and don't stand for any guff
I'm a Grambo at the senior center
the patients put me in charge
Rules get too hard for us sometimes
with a yell and raised cane,I barge
Independent, cool and badass
I'm proud as I can be
I've never had a run-in with the law
Plead innocent, don't you see

definitely a bad ass granny here



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