Alright people what's
a glass to do
You left me on the edge
this is so taboo
I don't complain of the smell
of your nasty breath
Or how many times you put
me in the dishwasher,
or how I hate getting wet
How many concoctions can you
put into me in one day
I'm am not getting paid here
I don't even make minimum wage
Let's not even talk about putting
me into that dark cupboard out of sight
Leaving me to the creepy bugs
who crawl around in the night
Why can't I live in the hutch
where the wine glasses do
Be used less often
and without attention refused
So the picket lines are being drawn
the battle has been waged
You will not drink another drop
until my happiness has been acclaimed
Author notes
Option 5) "Write from the point of view of a glass at the edge of a table." I had fun writing this. I took the picture above for this contest
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A contest entry
- FUNNY! Make me pee my pants! by love tank x.
1750 points, ended August 21, 2007, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I Need A Laugh by Blooming Poet.
300 points, ended April 29, 2008, 21 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Brillent.
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You have been Hood-winked!
Hope these visits from your Bandit friends will lift your spirits and spread a smile cross the face of your day...
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This is a bit of fun! I'd never actually thought about personalising a glass before, but you got right into the swing of it and pulled off a screamer
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Well done, and congrats on the Bronze!
Stay strong, Sweet Pea
... Lou x
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Thanks for your kind comments I had such fun writing this. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today. It means so much to know all of you care
Thanks again and bless you
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Oh my gosh noooo not the milk. This is a very cute poem and made me smile.This glass has finally had it i help someone helps him real quick
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That was funny I liked it. Thanks for entering!
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Oh, I like this! It's really good. Better then my glass's point of view. Good job. And thanks for commenting mine.
Great Job!
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No yours was much better too me. But I had fun writing this though Thanks for the great comments
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I love it, so funny so refreshing. It made me laugh. Well done this is a winner for sure!
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Thanks I had so much fun writing it and taking the photo. The idea just popped into my head and I went with it. Thanks again
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HAHAHA!!! Love the picture! Such a cute poem! Very Creative! Best of luck and thanks for entering!
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