You asked me to marry you,
I had to say no,
There's no way I'd say yes,
Don't be so slow!
For starters there's your habbits,
Like leaving smelly socks on the floor,
Or the one where you can't watch football,
Without letting loose an almighty roar.
You think Holland is a mountain,
Your sideburns are far too long,
You fart and blame my dog,
A marriage with you would just be wrong.
When you listen to music,
The volume's always up too high,
You think it's funny when you do something stupid,
I just sigh.
Sometimes you're fun,
A bit of a laugh,
But to marry you?
I'd rather give birth to a giraffe.
A contest entry
- Time for another contest! Number 2! Everyone of all ages welcome! by captain howdy.
900 points, ended August 23, 2007, 15 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Pimp up my prewrites by leander.
650 points, ended February 21, 2008, 108 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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LOL
Giving birth to a giraffe 
Must be quite painful - though I'm male and will never be able to give birth to anything, but a giraffe?! 
Anyway, there's quite some anger within the lines of this poem. I wouldn't marry such a person either actually!
I found one little oopsie:
Stanza 2, line 1: habbits -> habits
But that's not really a big issue
thank you for entering the contest, I wish you the very best!
Leander -
Wow...You just let him have it huh? LoL..."You fart and blame my dog, A marriage with you would just be wrong." I really like this line..LoL. Great write
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Lol...This was very funny... loved your last stanza...
All the best!
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lol
nixw. i love the last stanza!
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This is so funny!!! I can't pick out a favorite part I loved it all
Good luck in the contest
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lol!
I was yes! This is hilarious gotta admit. and sometimes, men had be so darn obnoxious.
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This is really a cute poem... Rather funny...
And best of luck for the competition!!!
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lol...this is great! Best of luck in the contest! Thanks for entering!
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