Between two Royal Families
King Oh Henry and Queen Baby Ruth
King Oh Henry was a gentle sweet tasting man
While Queen Baby Ruth was ruthless and a bit nutty
The King had his faithful Three Musketeers in his palace
While the Queen had the evil Skittles and fears Kit Kat’s
Gathering her army for the war advised by Abea-Zaba
Her evil wizard from the village of Twix
General Zero arrived at the palace informing the King
His Jolly Rancher troops were ready
As the Tootie Rolls sound off their bugles in hand
Alerting the Jolly Ranchers to prepare for battle
The Queens Snickers are attacking from behind
Cannons fired Malt Balls with a flaming Cinnamon Sticks
As the Lemon Heads guard the gates with Choc Sticks
The M&M’s joined the Snickers attack
With Bright Chocolate colors bombarding the Palace
Lafy Tafty patrol springs into action summoning
The Gummy Bears as they mounted the Gummy Worms
with their Rolo’s in hand, attacking the M&M‘s
Crushing them to Bits and Pieces

It was a Heart crunch site, Snickers laying on the ground
with Cinnamon Stick deep into their nutty bodies.

Then the evil Skittles rode the Fear Kit Kat's
Skittles Killing Gummy Bears
Kit Kat's eating Gummy Worms
It's a really sticky situation,
Not meant for Candy lovers eyes

The battle continues till the Three Musketeers came to the rescue
Killing the Skittles as they slay their brilliant colors
Breaking the Kit Kat’s into two pieces

As Mr Good Bar come out to announce the Victory
The battle ends with an Almond Joy
The Royal Twizzlers Knights arrive Just in time
For the celebration and to clean up the Brightly Chocolate Massacre

As the Baby Raisinets play joyful in the court yard
The Lady Lolly Pops dance with the Big Hunks
King Oh Henry Proclaims a day of celebration
For we are the sweetest Candy Land around
As he hugs his Sons Junior Mints
And his Queen Charleston Chew
They join in the Celebration handing out Dollar Bars
To the Heros as they receive their Pay Day








LISA


















This is bloody brilliant sweet! 








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