Girl Hair on the Lint Brush

How does girl hair get on my lint brush
were one of you girls brushing your hair on my leg
while I was looking else where?
It's so invasive
I mean long stringy
hey look at me,
I'm girl hair--
get off
go find another human being

Stay out of my shower drain too
that's a new rule
no girls in my shower
ever
that's how you get floods
destroy vaccum cleaners

Right now
my shower drain doesn't clog
and my vaccum isn't strangled
by killer clumps
of long sticky
never get rid of me
girl hair.

But your hair is pretty
can I pet you hair?