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Laundry day

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The grass crunched

beneath my tired dogs.

I look like somebody

I don't want to know right

now.

But that's okay.

It's so fucking hot

that warpaint would melt off

and hairspray only works

for killing bugs.

I'd laugh about that reputation

southern girls get at birth;

camel toe shorts, and a wifebeater

but I am it~

 you could even call me Cooter.

I ain't sexy though.

I forgot to shave.

 

 

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laughing sooo hard here.. I am hating this heat and feeling for my friends who have it hotter...

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  • Suzanne Dia silver member
    November 29, 2007
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    dude, you changed your name, and i lost you!!!

    oh wait - so did I.

  • macandrew
    November 22, 2007

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    Definitely produced a laugh with this one.

    Well written
    John

    • Catressa gold member
      November 22, 2007
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      Glad I could bring a laugh to you on Thanksgiving John..

      Take Care and Happy Thanksgiving,

      Cat
  • Trailing whispers
    October 8, 2007
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    I was totally knocked off my feet by this, with laughter or shock, I don't know. Completely not what I was expecting, and utterly delightful. And the really funny thing is, this also completely applies to us here in the frigid northern territories of WI. It's October and still 85 degrees. Bleargh!

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  • poetryality silver member
    September 13, 2007

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    I remember those sweltering days but I am sitting here today with my fingertips numb, crying for the heat of August. It's so cold here my nose is running. I think we may have had frost last night. I have on socks, stretch pants a big shirt, and a velor jacket. We don't turn the heat on till November! Want the opposite of what you've written dear lady. I have it, wanna trade.

    I love the imagery girl. You had me cracking up and wishing. LOL


    Love YOU ♥

    Renee

  • Suzanne Dia silver member
    August 27, 2007
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    haha
    Ah, come on...get a muumuu, it is JUSt as attractive minus the cameltoe


    • Catressa gold member
      August 27, 2007
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      cracking up.. omg do you know I actually know women who own them things...

      But I want you to picture cottage cheese thighs squeezed tight in some shorts baby! falling over laughing here..

      How many women you see dressed like they are straight out the trailer?

      you never fail to make me laugh.. and I love you for it..


      • Suzanne Dia silver member
        August 27, 2007
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        You'd be surprised where I live
        Some of them even have their slippers and sweats on

  • misselaineous
    August 14, 2007
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    loved this Cat


  • arafura gold member
    August 14, 2007

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    cooter...

    this is excellent! It's so difficult to write well about the everyday things and feelings... you paint your picture well poet! Oh yes... you can borrow my razor if you want!
    Great stuff!

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    • Catressa gold member
      August 14, 2007
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      oh sure.. add to my ugliness with razor burn hahaha

      • arafura gold member
        August 14, 2007
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        I don't believe you'd look ugly in a sack... or any other way... just a hunch!

  • Night Hope gold member
    August 13, 2007
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    "It's so fucking hot
    that warpaint would melt off
    and hairspray only works
    for killing bugs."

    I'm laughin' my ass off here, too. Mostly 'cause I've always called it "warpaint", too. It's 100 degrees here. Phewww. My Friend, you could forget to shave for a decade & you'd still be sexy. Wanda

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