Satan tries to bring me down.
O how I wish I could punch him in the throat!
Darn him and his wicked ways
Orangutangs behave better than him and his
Mayem spurting motions running rampant all over dirty
YOU
I remember when I was
Saved
God touched me delicately with
Oreo covered lips and his
Only son
Did too.
Author notes
I love oreos and I love JESUS! I mean who doesn't. God mixed my favorite things to impact my life in the best possible way. Of course His lips were only metaphorical, I dont get anywhere near those. Now accept him like I do or be very, very unhappy like a filthy diry worshipping heathen. And get a hair cut!
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I don't know where you come up with these things, but I want to visit, I'm not sure I could hack it for long though.
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BRAVO!!!
Outstanding, just simply and disgustingly divine! I'm speechless, really. I'll never look at an Oreo the same way ever again.
The way you keep in character is brilliant in this piece... "Darn him"... You remembered that preachers don't curse, though they do feel rightous anger. Very good.
You started to slip a little bit toward the end with the Oreo lips giving that mock homo-erotic vibe again, but I laughed insanely. Great stuff.
You, sir, are are a comedic genius. If Andy Kaufman were alive he'd want to shake your hand.
Respectfully,
Abbey Normal
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this sucked and you have no talent. i agree with Lyrical Nonsense. -
Another less that stellar write. And, I think I have figured out who you are. The writing is no different than under your other name. You give yourself away with your rantings.
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So.... Here's your comment you so rudely demanded.... Is this some kind of joke? With no offense intended..... You make such a big deal about being a Christian how wonderful God is and whatnot and then you do the acrostic thing..... Sodomy is good? Prayer is for pussies?! Are you making fun of it?!
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Ah, an amusing acrostic that would appear to belie the author's stated profession -- unless one really thinks about pound cakes and their relationship to the acrostic statement. I wonder how many other preachers explain the "Deep Impact" of their works of poetry via subliminal mechanism.
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lolololololol..... I really like it!!!!! And its the stone truth!!!!! Everyone likes OREOS!!!!!!! But i dont think i was eating them when i got saved.... although it felt like i was eating a kleenex!!!!! they dont taste to good though!!!! it is a true spiritual write though...and it makes me happy!!!!!!
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OK, you have to be a joke. These are some of the most homoerotic pieces I've ever read. Not even that but the violence and anger I read sounds like someone once frustrated with their sexuality. That and the profile picture isn't helping. Just give it up and go find yourself a nice guy that looks like Jesus to bugger, you'll feel a lot better afterwards.
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Nothing in my writing is awkward. LIke Ive said, my skill is from God and is therefore flawless. I'll forgive your mistake this one time
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