I don't ask for much

I am but a simple man...I only need the simplest of things to be truly happy.
It is understood that naturally I should have a beautiful,intelligent not to mention voluptous female(or two,or three,or four...hm...or perhaps a hundred)
It is also of the utmost importance that I should possess absolutely everything I want,when I want it with absolutely no exceptions...including you dear(such a beautiful backside accentuates your breathtaking eyes)
Money,Power,Sex...these are not nearly enough to sate my appetite...One must devour absolutely everything in sight to truly be happy...and even then when there is nothing else left,
My inconsolable black rage causes me to radiate a deep hate into the empty vastness of my soul and everyone around me can feel it...Ah! I temporarily lost focus...It goes without saying that I desire each and every fair creature that walks this planet,from the softness of their voice,to the way they insist on swaying their hips when they walk,even to the way they breathe,and the way they moan and holler when I'm inside them...so delicious...I simply must have every single one of them or I won't ever be happy!
Before I go back to the twins with hungry eyes impatiently watching me type from the queen sized bed adorned with crimson colored  satin sheets...I implore you to answer me this: Is this really too much to ask?It seems perfectly reasonable to me...