Rub-A-Dub Dub
mommy why are 3 men in a tub?
Who in the hell might they be?
the baker the butcher and oh man
Ashton Kutcher?!
Birds of a feather attack together
And so will crocs and gators'
Rats and mice are just as bad.
I feel so sorry for my cousin now
because they all ate her.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a tree.
Humpty Dumpty went on a crime spree.
After all he did to tie his people up with rope
Humpty Dumpty better not drop the soap.
Three blind mice...
how straight can they run?
They all ran into the street with pride
2 got ran over by a car and died
the last one sat in a corner and died
Have you ever heard such idiocy in your
life as the Three Blind Mice?
Author notes
lol i got the ideas from rub-a-dub-dub, birds of a feather, humpty dumpty, and three blind mice
"fairytales rock!"
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Ha!
That was freaking awesome! Freaking awesome!
It's simple, self explanitory, and utterly enjoyable. I congradulate you on writing such a fun poem. By just taking the beats and rhythme of several different nursery rhymes and moulding them into several different dark and freaking hillarious limmericks.
Thanks for the laugh,
Peace out -
Excellent creatively written Excellent hee
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Ha!
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a tree.
Humpty Dumpty went on a crime spree.
After all he did to tie his people up with rope
Humpty Dumpty better not drop the soap."
Love that one the most. You got a little smile out of me, which is a good start.
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LOL. Love it! This is sooooo funny! I love the way you took very well known fairy tales, and created a new and crazy story with them. Would it make any difference to Humpty if he dropped the soap? I mean, he is an egg...lol. Very good write. Great job.
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very funny and weird. thanks for entering. I never heard of the nursery ryhme birds of a feather, but I heard the phrase birds of a feather will flock together.but thanks for entering and good luck
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This made me laugh so hard especially the one about Humpty Dumpty. Great write and good luck in the contest
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the first and third were my favs:
Rub-A-Dub Dub
mommy why are 3 men in a tub?
Who in the hell might they be?
the baker the butcher and oh man
Ashton Kutcher?!
and
Humpty Dumpty sat on a tree.
Humpty Dumpty went on a crime spree.
After all he did to tie his people up with rope
Humpty Dumpty better not drop the soap.
great job
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I got a kick out of this piece especially the Humpty Dumpty stanza. Good luck in the contest.
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Grea write and good luck in the contes!
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