Orange thongs and
Red thongs,
Green thongs
All other kinds are wrong
Sinners wear thongs and
Make bongs to
Smoke them
White thongs
In ass cracks
Thoroughly revealing
Hot butts are dirty, awful things
Make youself into a man or non-thong-wearing woman of god
Endeavoring to understand the
Natural way that Jesus wants
!!!!!!!
Amen.
Author notes
This is to all you freaky naughty Children who think they know God . to know god like I do takes years and years of work. What you need is a Pastor to straighten you out with his firm, strong guidance and special kind of love. I've got all that in a potato sack filled with the holy spirit. I didn't trap him in there or anything, but he just likes it.
A contest entry
- ~Shining Underwear~ by Teddibly Abnormal.
600 points, ended September 20, 2007, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Tell me what you think.
Comments
1 - 9 of 9
-
ummmmmmmmmmmmm wow, after reading this poem, your author notes AND the rather rude comment/reply you left below, i have to wonder why you even entered this contest. i'm sure that it was probably so someone could comment on this piece and then you show them what a good Christian your are by being judgmental and down right mean to people. i think that is the bigger sin than someone wearing a thong
geesh, i just don't get SOME so called Christians today, being so judgmental and oh, look at your language down there...oh, that's a new concept of Christ. when someone says something you don't want to hear just cuss at them and call them names, yeah, that's the kind of Christian i want to be witnessing to people for me as a so called Christian, you should be ashamed of yourself. and by the way, how is reading something like this going to SAVE someone? if nothing else, it would question Christian beliefs.
best of luck in the contest be well and be blessed
-
-
Thank you for pointing out my wicked ways. I am so ashamed. But thats what chastisement's for. I had better go take care of that. I'll show myself
-
-
but i'm guessing it takes years and years for the proper chastisement to pass for your "wicked ways"
did you know that that picture of Antonio ..... he said somewhere that to look that "pure" he pictured someone sucking him off (not in exactly those words. those words in SPANISH!) sexy huh?
i bet god's going to put you back though "Christian school" for putting that picture up as your face.
-
-
-
From your author notes it seems that you're suggesting the Holy Spirit likes to be trapped in a potato sack...haha...that's so weird I think I spit on myself...
I'm not bashing your beliefs...trust me...that would be ignorant and callous of me...and I honestly love everyone...but this puts people down...and for a piece of fabric?
...or near-lack of fabric...haha...but that's silly...ligthen up a little...it's wonderful to have an opinion, but turning a deaf ear to everyone else is wrong even if you think you're right...it's a beautiful thing to accept other's view...
So again...Póg mo thóin!
-
hehe...
Sir, I would totally taken you seriously if you hadn't of said ass and piss off...not really. May I ask, what the hell happened to "Thou shalt not judge"...You my fine sir, do plenty of judging and you are not gaining people to your cause by leaving crude comments...Maybe its time to rethink your strategy. I already know that I will be going to hell, Lucifer and I have already set the date...thongs be damned! -
oh my... thanks for entering!!!
first... i hope you're being sarcastic.
i mean: "Natural way that Jesus wants"?? he ORIGINALLY wanted us to run around naked like in the garden of eden! but what did we do? we sinned and now Nudity is FROWNED UPON! i bet you don't like it either~ i say a piece of sexy string up the butt is a step up.
like a poem:
exposing the sex
to the stare-ing viewers
the tantalizing bites
into the apple
ooooo it's erotica!! no, it's adam staring at eve! what's wrong with that? oh, she's naked~ but oh, that's not wrong either is it?
i don't mean to bash your beliefs or anything, but it is kind of hard since you're in a way bashing other people.
saved from what? OO thank yoU~ it's true, the strings up my butt ARE starting to hurt~
i mean, as heaven said: "unto the pure, all things are pure".... so what does that make.. you?
i'm not twisting the words a single bit, there's nothing to twist. it's black or white.
*points to head in a very preacher like manner* think about that.
-
Oh preacher you naughty boy!
-
you suck
-
-
I think I got lost somewhere in between you and suck (something Im sure many do). It just didn't make sense to me. That could be on account of the fact that my first language is Tongues, but who knows. I will pray for guidance...... Okay the Lord almighty is informing me that it was a translation error. What you meant to say was "O Pound Cake preacher,you will be crowned the new poet laureate in no time! Your fantastical skills far surpass my own and I am so grateful that you have shewn your tremendous write with us mere mortals who are dirty know nothings who delight in darkness. (take breath) Please teach me your divine ways!"
That sounds about right and frankly, thank you for just speaking the truth, its all Jesus asks of us. Well that and no ejaculating, thrusting, petting, pirate swearing, lewd dancing, open mindedness, homoerotic love, stab stab, ew bleed, adultery, covetetness of material, no loving sculptures that are vaguely theistic, and most certainly never, ever, wipe thine rear with generic toilet papyrus. Amen and piss off pumpkin bunch!
-
Adding your comment:
1 - 9 of 9
