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I can get..and keep my men..sadly..you can't

It doesn't matter if he's faithful
I want it
I got it
I'm beautiful..
You see it
while you grind your teeth at night
WISHING you were me
can't you see..
it's not a night out with the guys
he's fucking who he really wants..
sorry it's not you..
as he sits up..he puts on his pants,
his cell phones ringing..
its you..
he answers anoyed
"yes baby, I'm on my way"
"The game was great"
The game he's playing with you.
It's great
"Yes baby I'm getting in my car"
fucking me was never so good
5th time this week.
I know how to get..and keep my men..
I can get dinner,
Lunch,
Dimonds,
perls,
and sex.
HA..

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  • PerVirtuous
    August 12, 2007

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    Ha ha ha ha. Very funny. I wish I had time for such things. This is very cute and a great idea... you managed to do both options simultaneously! I am loved AND roasted. So cool.

    Three Bunnies!


  • Amera gold member
    August 12, 2007

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    Damn! No wonder he's always too tired for me. It's my breasts right? They're too small! I knew it!
    LOL, great job and something I wasn't expecting.
    Good luck in the contest!

    Love,
    Amera &heart;