With ratty fuckin hair
flopped over that atrocity
you call a face,
fucknuckle of the highest order
What's so interesting
about your feet anyway?
Are they a fucking painkiller
to your emo pity party?
The truth of the matter is:
Simply, you are a fuckbrick.
If fuckbags were designer,
you'd be a Gucci.
Now, I know the irony in complaining,
but you're taste in music?
I'd rather ejaculate my bollocks
from my fuckstick than listen to that.
Someone call a whaaaambulance for the fucktard
before he sniff-sniffs his fuckbubble eyes out.
Hold on I'll do a fuckdance
as you cry tears like fuckchunks.
Well, fuckelujah, you feel fucking pain!
My poor little fuckdumpling,
the expensive mascara your mother bought
is running down your precious fuckface.
Do you cry because you can't get a fuck?
If having my mothers fuckbucket
stretched over my head was the closest
I came to a cunt, I'd cry like fuck too.
Maybe if you weren't such a fuckflap
or, dare I say, a motherfucker,
if you slapped the yellow off your teeth,
maybe then someone would touch your fuckrod.
Then perchance, you'd stop being a fuckjockey
instead of being a cum drenched fuckrag.
you need fuck potential, my boy,
time to be a fuck-king and not just a fuckblister.
Author notes
For competition. A poem with lots of "fucks" and "fuck" variants in it. Sorry for the length, it turned into a bit of a rant, I was having way too much fun.
In a list
A contest entry
- Fuck X 25 by vortexsun.
300 points, ended August 23, 2007, 26 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - this contest might get me in trouble by vacant lot.
307 points, ended October 18, 2007, 20 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Lmao I don't think I've heard someone say fuck that much since I started listening to rap. You make them look like saints. This probably isn't a good idea, but I think it would be pretty funny to see this come up in one of those contests where half the poems have 'our lord' in the title. I am not going to hell. I am not going to hell. I have to keep telling myself that. Well anyways good luck and thanks for entering
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Many thanks. You have no idea how many times I've thought of doing just that.
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this one is worthy of gold for the way you have the word fuck setup in this poem
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Thank you very much, was entered for that very reason (plus I was in mood for a good rant)....
Didn't win though lol.
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Well fuck me stupid! If that wasn't the finest fuckyou and fuckoffance in fuckin history!
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Why thank you. It's so good to let Professor Rant out of his box again, it's been too long. I still have some of my older rants saved....especially my fave, the Kevin Costner one.
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