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A Girl Goin Throgh Writers Block

Girl: What to write, what to write...
Muse: OOO WRITE ABOUT ME! MEMEME!
Girl: What? Who said that?
Muse: Me you ding dong.
Girl: Who are you?!
Muse: I'm your worst nightmare.
Girl: NO UR THE PINK PONIES! NOOOOOO!!!

~*~Meanwhile in liveing room~*~
Mom: I'm worried about Clair, Earl.
Dad: Dont be carla! Shes just going throgh a stage.
Mom: She went throgh that stage when she was 2!
~*~Mom and dad look at eachother~*~
Mom and Dad: The ponies are back.

~*~Back in girls room~*~

*Girl and muse are sitting on bed*

Girl: So if your my muse, then why arent u helping me to write?
Muse: Thats not my job. Your brain does that.
Girl: But i cant write.
Muse: Then you dont have a brain.
Girl: I DO TO!
Muse: If you had a brain, then you wouldnt be talking to yourself.

~*~Mom and dad walk in~*~

Mom: Who ya talking to hun?
Girl: *points to muse* Him.
Mom: *whispers to dad* Shes talking to the devil!
Dad: Who him?
Girl: Uh... My muse. Duh.

~*~ Mom and dad walk out~*~

Girl:Im not talking to myself, im talking to u.
Muse: See. Again with talking to yourself. Good luck finding ur brain ill b ein ur ear if ya need me.
END
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Moral Of Story: Dont talk out loud to ur muse.

Me: So, muse wat up?
My Muse: *slaps me* LISTEN TO THE MORAL                     

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  • Menace
    August 25, 2007

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    Quirky, but interesting

    At least you realize your muse does not tell you what to write. It only points to inspiration. It's up to us to notice. I feel this too. My muse is a sarcastic, patronizing prick. Thank you and good luck.


  • moon2u
    August 17, 2007

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    SLAPPED BY A MUSE! HEHE

    Girl: What to write, what to write...
    Muse: OOO WRITE ABOUT ME! MEMEME!
    Girl: What? Who said that?
    Muse: Me you ding dong.
    Girl: Who are you?!
    Muse: I'm your worst nightmare.
    Girl: NO UR THE PINK PONIES! NOOOOOO!!!

    OH MY GOSH THIS ONE DELIGHTFUL
    A DISCUSSION WITH YOUR MUSE...
    I HAVE TO TELL YOU
    THIS ONE TOOK ME BACK A FEW YEARS
    TO WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
    CAUSE AFTERALL IT IS ABOUT
    ME ME ME! HEHEHE!

    I AM GIGGLING HERE!
    TY FOR THE GIGGLES
    HUGS MOONY


  • Puppiesc
    August 8, 2007
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    Ha! thats funny... sorta like damian but with ponies... creepy =p

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