Throw the empty bottle of vodka into the bushes by the NEIGHBOR'S house,
not your own bushes.
Remember to pick up your best friend's little brother from school with her so that he doesn't get brutally savagely beat by a group of juvinelle hoodlams because you were too busy cheafing on a joint.
Don't quit Steak n' Shake because it isn't making enough money for your habit, your next job will make you much less.
Pick up the pieces of your life before you fall to deep into a sprial, paranoia sparking, addiction craving, body slaving lifestyle, or else move two thousand miles away to live with a man that sleeps all day, smokes untill his gut is bulging with marajuana and bagel bites. You'll have to pick up his pieces instead of your own.
If and when you stumble on an attractive boy in a bright orange shirt named Ricky, throw the piece of pizza you will be holding into his face then rip his jeans down to his ankles in front of the whole cafeteria, the trouble this will save us is worth the detention.
Leave your phone and Ipod in your mom's car on the Fourth of July before you go swimming at the Fort Desoto beach and it ends up being dragged away by a hungry crab.
Study immensely for that Physics test. You don't know how much that will cost you to fail it.
Finally...
Don't feed FiFi chocolate tommorow, it's not good for him.
Silver trophy winner
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