I called on a hooker named Isis
And as she was quoting me prices
I so much adored her
But, couldn't afford her
A horribly sad mid-life crisis
So, then an arrangement was made
We'd make up the difference in trade
In true tit for tat
We both agreed that
If she came we'd consider all paid
We promptly commenced with our lovin'
I gave my most talented shovin'
I was much more than proud
When she cried, "Oh, Al" loud
'Cause I don't have to degrease her oven!
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Author notes
No actual hookers were used in the making of this poem.
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Haha. This actually made me laugh. A nice mixture of humor and naughtiness. This probably made me laugh the most: "In true tit for tat/We both agreed that/If she came we'd consider all paid".
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Ha ha ha, He he he
Ha ha ha, He he he
Ha ha ha, He he he
You are a nut, love it!
Cathy
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lol. Great limerick. Good rhyming flow and very humorous write.
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wo....nice...ha
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ahaha oh wow, was not expecting this. oh well, funny write, made me smile. Good job. The funniest thing for me is that the girl in the picture looks alot like a friend of mine's girlfriend... hmm the tit for tat thing was rather clever.
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HA HA, this was fun good write made me smile, so you can have 3 clappy dudes
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hmm... this is a really cool peice. I like it. good job. keep up your great work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crimson -
HILARIOUS
Was not the degreaser also oiled and made more serviceable in the process? You should have also told us that. Hope you will soon post another piece on this theme and as good as this one.
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Ha Ha that was brilliant. Very good.
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Eeeek! The Lord of Limericks strikes again. This is incredibly funny and as always your limericks rhyme perfectly.
Love,
Amera ♥
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Disconcerting
Irrespective of the poetical merits of this limerick perhaps the giggles referred to below would more appropriate if a pendant was written showing the other side of the coin as written form Isis' perspective ?
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{collapses in a fit of the giggles} I think that is the first time I have ever read a poem about de-greasing an oven.
Have a giftwrapped bunny or two.
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