I w.r.i.t.e. DIRTY (p-r-e-t-t-y) poetry,
Like a crack-BABY E.E. (cumings),
I f-o-u-n-d I cou-uldn't {actually} write,
so I B.A.N.G. the keybored like
I didn't Qu.i.te make i.t. on the evolution t.r.a.in
No real {substance}, just p.a.g.e.s of periods,
millions of c,o,m,m,a,s;
(in)finite a-m-0-unts of eegoh,
and not won. good. point.
Author notes
Granted most dirty pretty does a better job of making fun of itself than anything I could possibly write, but I just saw somebody posting this kind of "poetry" one too many times and had to write something about it. To all the real poets out there, much love, hope this trend dies soon so e.e. cummings can rest easy in his grave,
D
Please tell me what you think
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Baha! Awesome.
Well said. Keep up the awesome work.
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I applaud you!
I wrote this a week or two ago:
[waiting] for .yy.oo.uu.
endlessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss(...) 0h : ou : rs of
..w
....a
..i
....t
......i
.........n
...............g . . . . . .
for [you]r arrival
are you [n]ever coming
|^| home |^| ?
i dOn'T LiKe being ||| ALONE
&sepa | rated from YoU
the seat next to me is []empty[]
wHiLe i'm s~l~i ~ ~ ~ c~i~n~g the [ugly&&beautiful] skin on my wrists into [hand]y Pi-Ec-Es
why are you not .......cALLiNg....... i am still w a i t i n g,, babe
&&while i am cutting DEEPER,, i *have to* ~write~ this .DiRRty. .prEttY. cRaP --
so the #WHOLE# {AP} world ^knows^ i am .j.u.s.t.a.n.o.t.h.e.r.p.o.s.e.r.
craving for attention & \_pity_/
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i got a real kick out of this
seriously
bravo
kudos
what else shall i say to congratulate you on a splendid little piece?
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