When my granny was 91
When my granny was 91!
She did PT just for fun
She did PT just for fun!
When my granny was 92
When my granny was 92!
She did PT better than you
She did PT better than you
"Point, at the Marines"
(pointed at Marines)!
When my granny was 93
When my granny was 93!
She liked to burn bushels of weed
She liked to burn bushels of weed!
When my granny was 94
When my granny was 94!
I yelled I was going to walk out the door
I yelled I was going to walk out the door!
When my granny was 95
When my granny was 95!
I walked out and locked the door
I walked out and locked the door!
When my granny was 96
When my granny was 96!
She got laid, and realized she was out of shape
She got laid, and realized she was out of shape!
She started doing PT again
She started doing PT again!
When my granny was 97
When my granny was 97!
She desided to smoke the last time
She desided to smoke the last time!
When my granny was 98
When my granny was 98!
She passed away
She passed away!
When she saw St. Francise at the pearly gates
When she saw St. Francise at the pearly gates!
She said i hope i am not too late
She said I hope I am not too late!
He chuckled and said to get into heaven
He chuckled and said to get into heaven!
you need to be in shape
You need to be in shape!
Sound off collems after you pass the marines
Sounding off after we pass the marines!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
One Zero!
Flag!
Author notes
the srg as in charge of singing and i was talking to him, told him that i wrote some poetry he said
"go ahead and lead the next song, make one up
i'm in the mood to humiliate these cocky marines
something about PT, Weed and a Granny, GO!"
and the granny song is what came out of my mouth
After we were done running one guy asked the sergent if we can go on another run to find out more about granny in her younger years.
This is a military song, ment to be repeated much louder than originally sung, very funny in large groups such as this one
vocab:
PT: Physical Training, exersize to the extream
Marines, the strongest branch in the US militray
Collems, rows of solgiers, in this case by 6
Flag!, me the one holding the flag in charge of the singing and the platoon
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HAHHAHA I love this =] it makes me happy
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To be quite honest this is not what I was looking for at all. Honestly do you believe this is amazing poetry? I am not saying this to be rude... I am just being very honest. Thanks, but this won't fit into the contest.
Lea -
very good
lots of fun to read
i like the way you vased on the marines
very original
but
isn't it St. Peter at the pearly gates?
i just love the ending
it was like the column was marching into my room
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Hehe, nice.
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that was awesome!! i liked it!! especially the weed and granny part.
Good work
the forest vampire child.
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nice, ahaha I got good shit from when I went to the air base but yea nice ... Dunno what ta say but yea
keep writing
~Ashley~<3
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