My grandpa had a wedgy
It was so easy to tell
When he bent over
You could see the strings well
I couldn't help but stare
Oh! The shock I did receive
I couldn't believe my eyes
When I learned my grandpa didn't wear briefs
I could see the silky patterns
Of flowers and butterflies
My grandfather wore thongs
And I knew he would deny
When I asked him at dinner
His face just turned red
He looked at me in shock
And told me to go to bed
I walked the stairs in silence
And knocked on my brothers door
But when I entered the room
I saw thongs on his floor
There was nobody to share my encounters with
So I laughed myself to death
I would wait until school tomorrow
So I could tell my best friend Beth
Author notes
I gave a shot at something new =]
A contest entry
- ~Shining Underwear~ by Teddibly Abnormal.
600 points, ended September 20, 2007, 15 entries
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this is priceless, i can just see someone's grandma doing this and then denying it, well maybe i couldn't but i think you know what i mean. and then to turn around and see a brother doing the same thing, that would be hilarious
best of luck in the contest. be well and be blessed
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Hahaha! Oh God! That's tragic! But I would laugh too if something like that happened to me.
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hahahahah!! thanks for entering.
oh my god! that IS priceless! very very scary though. i would have nightmares if that was My grandpa.
just a note, i found the line 'When I learned my grandpa didn't wear briefs' kind of hard to fit in with the rest. a bit too long or something *shrug*
good luck thank you for entering!
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I read this to my husband and it make us both giggle.The thought of Grandpa leaving his long Johns behind for a thong..PRICELESS!!!!!! What is scary maybe in the next few decades; People will see that as normal. Well done
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LOL wowzerz xD
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