Life of a panty, is so not dandy.
Imagine you get to be the first to smell all my farts.
Your the one who gets to soak up the leaky discharge.
It would be you who I bleed on when I soak through.
Yup, its the panty who gets thrown in the wash.
Day after day you wait tell your turn.
In the drawer you stay tell I wear you again.
Panties are a real trooper I tell you that.
Your the one who sees me and that is that.
Your their when I take a crap.
Your their when I need to pee.
Your the one I see. After all of that.
Your the one who gets tossed away. Ruined, Stinky/ Rotting all day.
A contest entry
- ~Shining Underwear~ by Teddibly Abnormal.
600 points, ended September 20, 2007, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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ummmmmmmmmmm this is really gross but i wish you well in the contest lol be well and be blessed
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Haha! Oh my God! This is hilarious! It's so entertaining and nasty...but hell...incredibly true...I wish you luck in the contest.
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Well Done
I would say that you have packed all the "finer" details in a nutshell...Absolutely hilarious
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Oh my god, this was frikkin hilarious! I liked this very much and thought you did a great job writing it. I noticed one error, a spelling error that you have. You have "tell" and I think you meant "till" but other than that it's just fine in my opinion. good luck to you in the contest.
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EWWWWWWWW~ thanks for entering!!
i should have seen it coming! but i didn't.
the yucky side of underwear! just think how creepy but handy a talking piece of underwear would be!
thank you for entering, good luck~
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Lies, all lies! Real women of God do no such things. They sit around looking chaste and completely uneffected by all things worldly. Where did you hear that nonsense? It is of the devil and to spread it on the internet will cost you when the end comes! I hope you desist your wicked ways before god smites you down with the wrath of one who is very very dissapointed and not too mention all powerful and occasionally violent. He has the power. You watch
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I embrace everyone's beliefs...Christain, Hindu, or Buddist...but I really hope you're joking...if not...wow...that's just plain silly...in fact...it's very a immature and common belief among 10 year old boys that girls don't "do such things." I would be very dissapointed if God smites a woman for taking a crap or at least for talking about it...and well...if that's the honest truth...I'm done.
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Hmmm...
Forgive for preaching to the choir, but if you believe that, you are completely ignorant. Believe it or not, women have bodily functions just like men do. We fart and Unlike Men we have messier details to contend with such as periods and other nasty details AND MAY I ADD, GOD MADE US THAT WAY!So if you have a problem with it i suggest you take it up with the creator. Also i would like to know what a heavenly messenger like yourself is even doing looking at a contest labeled "Shining Underwear" anyway?! You don't like freedom of speech, then stay off the internet! And if God was going to smite anyone for wicked ways he would have done it by now! -
hmm... i think the author was talking to her/his underwear~
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Hummm
Maybe its time to change them
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