I hear it in every speech and every rant,
How men should be more sweet and caring,
Yet it is with the jocks you sweat and pant,
Poets stop writing and start swearing.
If you want to read poetry in the mail,
there is just one simple thing you need to do,
and that is give poets some tail,
And give poets a reason to do what we do,
For while we can be kind and sweet,
There is just one simple cause for us to be rare,
When it goes down to it we are males in heat,
So give we poet men more reason to care.
It is a simple matter to make more of us and you know it,
all you really have to do is f*ck a poet.
Author notes
This is what happens when a poet goes on a dry spell. Pardon the coarse language, but the f-word was the only one that truly fit. Decided something light-hearted would be nice
Please tell me what you think
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LMAO That was amazing. I really truly enjoyed this and don't worry, I would love to find a guy who wrote poems that I could have my way with but sadly many men if they do write, seem to hide it quite away from others.
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The closing lines are great! I love your word choices here. They speak to the very core of my being and inspire my own thought processes just as all good poetry should do. It has been a pleasure to read you. Thank you for sharing your work here at Allpoetry. Let the ink continue to flow! 
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like robert frost when he takes he trail less traveled..i think that you did the same thing
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Now see...that could be ironic in so many freacky ways...this was clever,well done, you went down a unknown path!
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I like this and in fact agree with you,except i wont F*ck a poet lol Anyhow,great poem.
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This is awesome I really like your choice of words.
It is a simple matter to make more of us and you know it,
all you really have to do is f*ck a poet.
Thanks for the read and keep on writing -
I love this! Don't think that you used the "F" word excessively and you're correct sometimes it's the only word that fits. This was very playful and captured a lot of good spirit. You need a few more like these to add to your collection.
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It is a simple matter to make more of us and you know it,
all you really have to do is f*ck a poet. those lines i really truley loved. good job on this piece. good job.
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