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You can laugh but I don’t know why.
You can smile or maybe cry.
For behind my skirt with a big blue bow,
lurks my weapon don’t you know.
It’s evil and bad and full of might,
A throbbing awful evil sight.
So don’t you give me any sly abuse,
Or I’ll get it out an’ set it loose.
And with all its’ strength it will push,
against your unyielding little tush.
Then when it has finally settled down,
and you have lost your worried frown,
You will then have passed my torrid test,
as my first best friend you will be blessed.
. So there ....
Oh Bazza .. you are so nice, I luuuuvv pansies ... They're my second best favourite.
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Author notes
Contest with above picture as subject.
In a list
A contest entry
- Picture Inspired Semi-Quickie 14 entries only!! by Griswold.
600 points, ended August 6, 2007, 12 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Think you can...? by ScrewAllOfYou.
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Comments
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Wow, don't take it out whatever you do, thanks for entering the contest with it though. hahaha
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Haha - oh dear lord! Congratulations on the silver
Thanks for entering and good luck in my contest x -
Superb Bazza. We never knew the lion that lurked behind your deceptive smile. Pansies make the victory of this poem absolute. Hilarious.
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LMAO
looks like the battle to win is in his corner
great pen,had my chuckling to tears
Blessings
~Cheryl~
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What yer like!!!!! LOL.
you naughty, naughty boy.
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Oh My ~
Ain't tuchin this one with a 10 ft pole ~
Maybe that's what's behind curtain # 1...heh?
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LOL this had me in stiches. this was awesome. A totally great piece. Best wishes to you in this contest.
Tory
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Oh wow this had me in laughing so much.
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Very entertaining and quite funny. Thanks!
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hi dear dad
oh, and what's this one about?
Wish you luck in the contest.
Shahrzad
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wow. ha. funny. =]]
great great.
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In Orstrilia's land so far,
brandishing his scimitar,
Bazza, in his tender youth
ere he cut a wisdom tooth,
made a dick-head of himself,
dressing as a woodland elf!
If that's not enough - there's more!
Then he made a metaphor
just to finish off the job,
pretending that it was his knob.
Bazza, please, before you go -
put it back behind the bow!
So there!
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Mairi bheag
Oh Mairi, Mairi, No! No! Indeed,
Tis not my knob I use with utmost speed.
Ach yae know tis not either my wisdom tooth
Kent tell yae old maid I'll tell the truth
Come over 'ere in yon confessional room,
an ay'll prove yea tush tis just a broom.
Cause for the yard tis only fer sweepin,
not for playin' with while yae sleepin.
And a dick head is nae ken fair a name-in,
my real first best name tis Richard Cranium.
So yae go suck a haggis an do a grand job,
while I gently soothe my poor upset knob.
An tis not me an woodland elf yae ken,
tis a photo of Rupert Jolly my turd best fren.
PS an my land of myth is spelt Orstrarlia yae no ken.
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Come on Bazza, tell the truth.
Can you recall your far-off youth
now you are blessed with grizzled hair?
Advance Orstrarlia fairly fair! -
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What youth?, I cant see none.
Wattya mean I should tell the bloody truth?,
my memory goes clear up through the roof,
but short time is where the rules are set,
what are we talkin aboot?.....now I forget.
I may have grey grizzled hair, wandering nomads wander everywhere
but inta trouble I always get saying, grey gonads with no hair.
Least ya got the name right. -
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{chuckling}
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my my my
what a twist to this pictures story you have given us all thank you for s haring it and good luck my friend -
Well. I'm in shock. I loved it. It was hillarious. When I saw the picture, I didn't know what to think. And you did it so well. No vulgarities. I'm still laughing. This is a good one. Thanks for sharing your unique take on this picture. Good luck in the contest.
Also I love the rhyme and rhythm of the write. It really made it a hoot to read.
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Absolutely hillarious, brudder!!! I must admit, I was a bit shocked when I saw the pic and wasn't sure what to expect...but that was a laugh riot!!!
Good luck on the contest, BrudderBaz!
Bravo!!!
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ROFLMAO, How in the world could you do erotic with THAT pic? TFF!,
I'm dying here...
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