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killer kat







i am oscar.
20 pound, muscle bound,
killer kat ....
swiss accounts,
ready to pounce
on the next assignment.
stealth and dare,
try if you care -
to out smart me.
black belt,
ass kicking,
serial killer -
for hire ....





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i believe in animals being sensitive to disease, death ect ... though oscar i believe, fits the serial killer format that has been moving through old age respite care facilities through out the country ... the fbi has recieved many sightings and has posted a $10000000 reward for any information that will lead to this devious feline's capture

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  • chills gold member
    July 30, 2007

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    this made me laugh out loud. I am, as we speak, fending off his granny, a wee slip of a shite of a cat. She has the Oscar eye. We are all on our guard. Three paws to you this fine dark night!!


  • Keith
    July 30, 2007
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    Obviously not the work of a cat-lover.....


    • Keith
      July 31, 2007
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      Only joking. I can tell Oscar's tongue is firmly in his cheek.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    July 29, 2007

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    I have to agree that the most likely explanation is that Oscar is the killer. He waits till the coast is clear, nips into the ward and sits on the patient's face. A fatal faceful of pussy, one might be tempted to say.