My Psychiatrist said masturbation
Was just basking in one's isolation
I thought, "Thoreau in Walden's
Palms must have been scaldin'
As he gave himself nasty abrasions."
In a list
A contest entry
- make me laugh by katscradle.
550 points, ended July 31, 2007, 13 entries
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Said Thoreau at Walden Pond, "Tain't
That I'm useless at moral restraint;
If communing with nature
Makes a man masturbate, you're
Bound to end up with Portnoy's Complaint."
Or at least that's what he would have said, if he had been a contemporary of Roth.
Have a row of bunnies.
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LMAO, this is absurd! I warned you, I'm telling your Dad and you'll be in big trouble.
Love,
Amera
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nasty abrasions...you are just to much...bet thats really you hiding and blaming it on someone else
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LMAO!!!!!!! He needed a bottle of lotion
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lol. This is really funny, in quite a graphic sort of way. Still, a great write. Good flow and word choice throughout the piece. Best of luck in the contest.
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amusing indeed;
Abrasions infected by awareness of lusts persuasions
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i'm so glad you send me these links to your little treasures. i probably could've gone all day without reading this. seriously- this is freakin hilarious. you've done it again you big perv!!! way to go!!
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damn if his hand ever got a headache but he always had a smile on his face. Got both hands on my keyboard. ........to be read aloud in dark places. good luck in the contest.
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How great is this!!! I love it!! Not doing my headache any favors with my laughing, but that is ok too. Best of luck in this contest!
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lol....ok ok....enough already!
You are going to send me back to
the doctors with ripped stitches...
owwwwwwwwwww
laney
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VERY GOOD INDEED
rotflmbo.... enjoyed every chuckle and gaffaw it gave me thank you and good luck
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