When hermaphrodites meet and decide
To go on a sexual ride
Who should pay for the date?
Are they gay? Are they straight?
If they marry are they Broom and Gride?
The wedding went wonderfully right
The two gowns were a beautiful sight
But things didn’t go well
At the Sweetheart Hotel
They just stood at the threshold all night!
Author notes
I just think this is a hoot. Anyone who is offended, oh well... I'm not sorry.
In a list
A contest entry
- Humor in Brevity by RatherImaginative.
1500 points, ended June 10, 24 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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funny again.
You do have a way with word's, those nasty little creatures. -
Very funny!
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This is great! Naughty, but in the best way.
I really enjoyed this piece, particularly the second verse. Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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This is fantastically funny and well written. Who is that in the picture with you?
Love,
Amera, Hearts;
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Too funny Al, you are a nutter lmfao
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Broom and Gride xD sounds funny it took me a minute to figure out there was something wrong with it and they weren't the real words. Funny poem Disturbingish picture O.o
GREAT job
diggin it majorly
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lol. This is messed up, but in a really funny way. It is thought provoking though. Not that I think anyone wants to think about... you know. Anyway, thanks for sharing this poem.
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Laugh out loud funny
This is wonderfully amusing. Thank you for the giggle. The rhyme and flow are even and very nicely written. Well done and good luck in the contest.
. Rewarded 4
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Oh my god how funny. This limerick was great? I really enjoyed it and hope to read more like it. Not to worry about offending anyone If I were you. If they can't understand that it is a limerick then I feel sorry for them.
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My God, this is hilarios!
"Who should pay for the date?
Are they gay? Are they straight?
If they marry are they Broom and Gride?"
This is just one the most wonderful pieces of awesome that was awesome and thus be called awesome.
. Rewarded 4
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this piece here is straight up wicked...I have to say that I like it...
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The Jester has spoken
other then just one tiny error (Are 'they' gay - it was as magnanamous as We would ever hope to appreciate in our life.
You continue to delight us.
HSRM
B D
. Rewarded 4
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Thanks for the edit, your majesty. Now go back to doing nothing and taking all the credit.
(Isn't that what royals do?)
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HA!
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I like it.............
And as in your notes... limericks are meant to be a little abrasive. It's part of the 'hook'. It's also what made me open and read as I like limericks. You've done a great job with form and the humor is perfect for it.
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A little humor is just the ticket. I enjoyed this very much. A touchy subject done well. I am still smiling
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I giggled at this and an old man giggling is not a pretty sight. Thanks for the laugh there are not enough of them about - laughs that is, not hermaphrodites.
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Now this is a poem to get you going I just loved it thank you friend for sharing your magic once again
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lmmfao ! Thank you so much for sending this to me! lol It did make me smile and laugh lol!
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I AGREE!!
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great limerick
i am still laughing well done and than you for entering
although its only supposed to be 5 lines i wont DQ you
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