the rubber initiation

i can't wait to use the rubber
it 's all round and hard
but my god it's so fucking tight
i keep pushing and pulling
he's telling me to rotate
fucking asshole
a third party is needed
you over there
we need your help
it's so fucking tight
help us push it and pull it
it's too tight it won't go on
my god it's stuck
just pull it back out
i swear we'll get it right this time
let's try from the other side
damn this isn't working
it's not supposed to go down
we need it to go up
push it damn it
i need you to pull it
it's still too tight
maybe we need one bigger
but this one is so nice
with all the ribbed edges
come on it's not on right
rotate damn it!
ah there we go
such a nice fit
it feels so nice
between my gripping hands
come on bitch steer that wheel

what were you thinking?
you dirty dirty whore