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Boob's anyone?

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Boob's anyone?

On Wednesdays I go for a swim in the nude
I get some stares as I walk past the crowd
and some you know are really rather rude!
I guess it was my boobs of which I’m proud.


Jenelda White July 28, 2007

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  • RedwingSpirit silver member
    October 23, 2007
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    Hilarious congrats on the gold trophy


  • Sharon Corr gold member
    August 4, 2007
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    Dear Jenelda, Congratulations on the well deserved Gold. You have an excellent sense of humour. Well Done! ~Hugs and Love, Sharon~


  • Yemassee gold member
    August 3, 2007
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    Congrats again.


  • huguenauties silver member
    August 3, 2007

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    Congrats on the gold.

    Huguenauties official greeter and congratulator...aka Sir Ima Cucumber.


  • Hinemoa silver member
    August 1, 2007

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    OHH BOYY Jen, do you really have three? I've never noticed before. AHH you're kidding us arn't you?
    Good poem though.
    Love Hine.


  • gaze
    August 1, 2007

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    LOL I can see why people stare at the THREE of them
    Can you imagine how a pregnant three boobs woman looks? I have this melon tree image in mind now
    You are nuts Jen, and make everyone laugh with this one


  • Wayne Leon Learmond
    August 1, 2007

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    Brilliant

    HAHHAHAHAH brilliant. I love it. Wonderful writing [tongue-in-cheek] I will read more of your work. This was really good.

    All the best
    Wayne

  • Sharon Corr gold member
    July 29, 2007

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    Dear Jenelda,
    You poem packs laughs anatomical
    Into three places quite economical.
    I’ve been ROTF! Laughing …
    Witty and Unique. Ha Ha Ha,
    Best of luck in the contest, ~Love and Hugs, Sharon~


  • angelica silver member
    July 28, 2007

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    Hey Jen! When did you grow the extra one? I never saw it when you were living here. OHH MY! What do the fella's think? Funny poem dear Niece
    Love A/J


  • catz Moderators member
    July 28, 2007

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    Lol... is that pic for real? Hmmm... now this babe could make up an interesting threesome

    A cute poem, Jenelda. Good luck in the contest

    Dee


  • Am8ur
    July 28, 2007

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    ha ha ha very clever! hey, do you have to make your own bra's? or do you not need one? culd only imagine the fellas would feel over whelmd. they only have 2 hands
    hg* Til

  • Yemassee gold member
    July 28, 2007

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    I knew Hugh would like this one! lol

    I'm confused by the extra one, my eyes don't know how to focus on three.

    Yes, I'd be proud of them too, now go see Petratani, she's offering to oil people!


  • hugh wyles silver member
    July 28, 2007

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    Dear Jenelda


    On Wednesdays when I come off the loo
    I go straight to the beach to look for you.
    Your naked boobs look great, whate'er the season;
    I study them for scientific reason

    I've seen great boobs before but bugger me!
    I never seen a sheila yet with THREE!!
    You only need one extra titty more
    and you'd be like a friggin' cow with FOUR!!

    and when, at last, you come out of the water,
    displaying other bits you didn't oughter,
    I think you oughter cover with your hand
    just to prevent it filling up with sand!

    At milking time let's give each other treats....
    you hold the bucket while I pull yer teats!!

    Applause, admiration, love and hugs XXX Hugh (R.)


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