A psychologist would gawk and stare
At a nympho who’s under his care
She was such a mess
As she pulled off her dress
He was faced with a bi-polar bare!
She claimed that she needed some fun
Then she told him what she wanted done
The shrink slyly reasoned
“I think she’s in season”
And whipped out his elephant gun
The sight of his weapon did get her
White, wobbly, wide-eyed and wetter
Each therapy session
Ends with her confessin’
“I hope that I never get better!”
In a list
A contest entry
- The Laughs of Society by bloved.
550 points, ended August 2, 2007, 32 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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although this was great, I asked for one limerick per page and technically this counts as 3.
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This was great - some of the freakin comments could have been submitted
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His very next patient, named Gemma,
Gave this horny young shrink a dilemma.
In terms very graphic
She said, "Stop - I'm Sapphic!
Keep Sigmund, and just give me Emma!"
[ok ok Google Emma Freud, and have a bunny or two]
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oops! You see ho w folks see things
so differently! Your other comment was from a totally different point of view! I thought it was along the lines of "light and airy" where that person took it serious, and I can see the reason for that. I wrote a poem about my dentist and how he got me high, (or so he thought.,...he didn't know I was a renegade, haha) I was a bit out of it, but anyway, he squeezed my boob.....and so when I came out of my comatose (for lack of a better word) state, I JUST SAID TO HIM....."AND i GUESS THIS IS FREE! RIGHT?" He said Öh, yes....I said "and I'll be bringing my son in next week"! He said "no problem" I wrote poem about it, and it was rather funny, but MY NEICE read it and was horrified as she is only like 10. She asked me to take it off the web, and so I did....but it happened to me and I handled it the way I figured would suffice. Anyway, sorry for dragging on, love. -
WOW! INCREDIBLE
~You are amazing !! YOu know exactly what I like don't you darlin'? I love this!!!
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Its really sad.I hope such bustards are not forgiven.There is no excuse for taking advantage of someone else's weakness.
Nice poem -
different
acdessed thru the "popular" tab
don't usually access this
but
yours was fun
i like the book
is it real or did you powerpoint it?
anyway, your talent flows thru the verse
funny, witty, a pleasure to read
never caught anything like this
so original, this mix of psyche / love
well, another 45 minute session
it's amazing what kind of therapy insurance pays for
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hahahahahah man this was awesome...made me laugh sooo hard.
I really like this...it was very clever and kept a great beat and flow.
Thanks for entering.
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lol...thank you THANK you for
getting a laugh from me. I
sure have needed one, and I
miss you...I love this, Allan.
Love, Lane
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LMAO
Me thinks I wouldn't want to get better either(LOL)this was fun to read,and I had quiet the little laugh...you are sooooooooooooooo pervy(lol)
Blessings
~Cheryl~
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cool
i liked that clever write with some subtle social insight included. excellent
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entertaining
That was a fun read. Thanks for being a perv I guess.. lol keep up the good work
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Nice thing if healthcare covers it. Enjoyed. Thanks for sharing.
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You Perv
Wait that is your name - lol
You almost made us fall off our throne, something a King should Never do - except for his jester.
Your are hear by appointed -
It's a wonder We am not senseless- you make our brain laugh- "I hope that I never get better"
Nice write - Don't every stop - that is a Royal command
HSRM
B D
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Hehe, perversion and alliteration make a good pair Hilarious poem, nice job
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Hehehehehehehe.... oh I wasn't sure what I was in for when I clicked.... but very funny... very funny indeed.
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very good
now why didn't you enter one in my limerick contest "make me laugh" there is still time this was and enjoyable read and deffinately earns you a gafaw or two.. thank you for sharing it and good luck -
Hilarious. Very well written and the limerick topic is nicely out of the ordinary. Anyways great write and keep up the good work.
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Cute limerick, Allan, that really had me smiling. I know limericks tend to go risque, and this one does that but tastefully so. You did a good job with the rhyme and meter, and best wishes to you in the contest!
Jo
P.S.: Too funny that you have this poem in your "Funnily Meaningful" poem-list. I may have to go back to that list of yours to see what other funnily-meaningful posts you have stashed there!
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Oh this is simply fantastic. I work in a women's prison. I will share this with the "shrink" for sure!
Naughty, Naughty.
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Have you been sneaking into my sessions?
Bad Allan, you need a spanking now
Cathy♥
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Do you charge by the hour or the stroke?
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By the stoke of course....is there another way
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Thank you Mistress. *passes you a dollar* May I have another.
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If you beg like a dog
and call me mamma
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Ok, but then no dollar! "Arf!" Mamma!
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Good boy...now bend over for your spanking
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Please, it's my first time and I need you to be gentle.
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No way sunshine!
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mmmmm. My kind of woman!
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Great Job
Wonderful play on words here, especially the bi-polar bare! love the punful nature of this work!
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OMG! Funny.
Heh, I know a few that want his number.
Good luck in the contst.
Storm
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OMG hehe. True to the name of the list you have placed it in.
Thanks
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i thought i said "don't tell anyone!" thanks perv. but seriously- this should be in the new yorker. it's definately something i'd tear out while waiting for my shrink- i mean analyst- i mean lunch date!!!
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ROTFLMAO
This is awful! This is so bad, you made me pee my pants. It's bound to become a classic!
Love,
Amera ♥
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Mission accomplished
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