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Donkey Feathers

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(not reading this to the music would be like kissing a donkey's…)
Read to the melody of “Banjo Kazooie” arrangement by Megan Murphy (now our very own 'Random Goldfish')

if you don't play the music, you'll have to read it reeeeeeeal fast to get the effect…
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are you ready?

I am ready…

Elevating elevating,  escalating escalating,  motivating motivating,  upascending upascending…   
(Let’s                          go                                    ri-                                      ding…)


Ooompah  oompah  oompah  oompah… 


diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle…
(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)
fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle…
(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)


nya nya nya-nya nya,
nya nya nya-nya nya…


(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)
diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle  diddle-daddle…
(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)
fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle  fiddle-faddle…


Let’s go riding our feathered donkeys,
donkey pie and donkey pudding…

Can you imagine?
Donkey feathers sticking to us.   
Can you imagine?
Donkey pie and donkey pudding…


nya nya nya-nya nya,
Naa naa-nee-noo-noo-nay…


Let them imagine,
we've donkey feathers on us;
Let them berate us,
we don’t mind because we

have our donkeys,
donkey feathers,
in our donkey
pie and pudding...


Cannibals will try to eat our pudding,
cannibals will try to steal our pie, but

we have the answer 
(mix a little pudding with the pie)…

Donkey pudding,
donkey feathers,
mix them in our pan together…


We Have The Answer…
we have the answer…


We can sell it on the market,
it will make us rich and famous

then we can wear gold donkey earrings;


let us begin then,
donkey feathers, pudding, pie;

Let us begin then,
sell them at the local market,


Let us begin then,
everyone is waiting for us…



WE HAVE THE ANSWER!



fiddle-daddle  daddle-fiddle  fiddle-daddle  diddle-faddle…
(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)
fiddle-faddle  diddle-faddle  faddle-diddle  diddle-diddle…
(Ooompah)      (oompah)          (oompah)          (oompah)

Donkey
feathers…

Can you imagine?
I just think you did!



Plllllt!






               

Author notes

tech note- you can right-click on song link and open in new window to read the piece to the music's melody. music note- an enhanced version of the score to the 1998 video game Banjo Kazooie...

 

 

 Poems/Scores to the Music of Random Goldfish:

(in reverse chronological order)

Thinking of August- Now or Never http://allpoetry.com/poem/5893739

Thinking of August- Duo (piano and cello) http://allpoetry.com/poem/5660705

Thinking of August- Acoustic Grand Piano http://allpoetry.com/poem/5892115

Thinking of August- Electric http://allpoetry.com/poem/5435359

Sweet August Days to Come http://allpoetry.com/poem/5423787

Sometimes... Faces http://allpoetry.com/poem/4940637

The Moon Tonight- Christmas from Ireland http://allpoetry.com/poem/4895079

Then the Merry Fiddlers Came http://allpoetry.com/poem/4885481

'Round a Grand Carousel http://allpoetry.com/poem/4778751

Two Souls Rooted Deep Within http://allpoetry.com/poem/4776245

A Dream- Where the Water Sleeps http://allpoetry.com/poem/4756347

Lune Sings http://allpoetry.com/poem/4397931

Gas Pump Music Duel http://allpoetry.com/poem/3449548

Chained in Silver http://allpoetry.com/poem/3385242

A New Autumn Day http://allpoetry.com/poem/3308104

Merry Merry Wiccan Wiccan Friends http://allpoetry.com/poem/show/3293000

In this Wilderness a Love of Old http://allpoetry.com/poem/3244044

The Sable http://allpoetry.com/poem/3239364

Donkey Feathers http://allpoetry.com/poem/3238828

The Obsidian Tree http://allpoetry.com/poem/3059430

The Forest Altar http://allpoetry.com/poem/2648314

The Snowy Banks http://allpoetry.com/poem/2646132

 

(some scores modified by me)

 

 

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  • Luciferschild
    July 27, 2007
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    it was an interesting activity to say the least but i didnt quite like the poem unfortunately, but it was a very original idea


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    July 27, 2007

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    yikes.. donkey feathers??? oh good grief i read it all now. Actually i started to read and said what in the hell are you doing tory, then like the rythmn swept me away i was actually humming this damn i have lost it.
    Best of luck with this man.
    Always
    tory


    • wbiro gold member
      July 27, 2007
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      glad you're the type of person to give new things a try...! I call it a 'break from the serious'...


  • grannyeri gold member
    July 27, 2007

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    Quite a catchy music background to this poem - get caught up in the beat. Interesting title - food for thought.


  • Random Goldfish gold member
    July 26, 2007
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    Forgot these
    And here's my signature bunny
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    (='.'=)
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  • Random Goldfish gold member
    July 26, 2007

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    Ahhhhhhhhhh! I love it! It was so funny!
    Cannibals will try to eat our pudding;
    Cannibals will try to steal our pie, but
    we have the answer--
    (mix a little pudding with the pies…
    Ak! That killed me! Why would the cannibals eat pie and pudding!? Oh my god! I love it...though...I think I and Mr. Kirkhope might not have liked the blare of noise about 45 seconds in...other than that I'm happy with the score...for once...

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