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This is my bargaining chip with which I'll barter your soul with you, ask and plead for its exact proportion, so as to understand you entirely with your soul creation stashed with the others listlessly locked in my cellar cabinet.  Never will I release you, but minds placate and ease you, with easy going conversation about damnation and the surreptitious torcture for which we two may enjoy. Seed the gardens of nitrfied enzumes, fresh from your bodily corpse that we've deftly stripped you of, recyling should be recylcling truly and wholely, don't have ask it greenpeace, if you want what you want step up and take it. And by the way I don't understand why people hold animosity against those who can propser in a sittuation meant to falter, its not my fault anyone person is better.

Sarginy noep plato flu, dum ditty nonsense spoken, understand than you, are the true epitome of misunderstanding, perhaps we two can walk in tandem and speak the nonsenses that play off our toungues, let them run

run
run
run....

to the finish line, Oh MY GOODNESS, its miracalous, it seems tod gomonger has finally left the cat out of the bag and everyone is running..

Quickly call the beer ninjas and taco tossers, for we have much work to do, before shredder destroys the space time continuum, and haven't any time? Does it exist: What is time? What isn't it? who cares either way we have an epic to escape to, quickly now take the green pill to your left, or the funny looking one that looks like a ruffee to your right, either way I win, or do I win!!!!!!!??

 

Penguins and rhinos are the ultimate creatures in the world, and eventually will realize their superiority in a strange confrontation between them and jeff corwin, dominate the world, until an rhino skin and penguin blubber sail is casted from the far reaches of the universe, the lowly, bombed out and depleted (much like Afghanistan) humanoid race will rise again, and this will spawn what will become the quassi america, a new capitalism, one which we hurt not ourselves but the others all around us by shooting mind bullets at them with telekinetic skills with learned off of ET and other special interest characters from choice movies, but not movies like John carpenters the thing, because we fear the thing may assymlate into our culture and destroy us from the inside out, and we cannot be having this.

 

George carlin is a maniacal master of wit, and should be named the next president, plus the governator is a badass!

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  • semicharmed
    August 5, 2007

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    Binary code Binary code! Hexidecimal numbers, base 2... its like I took the wrong turn in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy into my CS class lol...This was cool, lol to beer ninjas and toca tosser

  • Amaranthine Lover gold member
    July 27, 2007
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    that's so hot its awesome

  • Shadow of a Crow
    July 26, 2007

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    Ha...you definitely outdid yourself again. Your nonsensical mind seems to speak to people. I like it. I have to be honest I didn't have the patience to read the last paragraph to the fullest extent....but I did like the overall message of communication and how it differs within people. Also picked up some other underlying messages of course. Great write and congrats on the trophy, Seanny.

  • x-Black-Butterfly-x silver member
    July 26, 2007

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    ha ha you deff filled the oage up. i loved the imagery in this and it was fun to read. awsome write well done and best of luck

  • Mercury Rising
    July 26, 2007

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    Wow, you sure filled up the page like asked, I must say. Some truly surreal and unexpected imagery nuggets are to be found flashing in this pyrotechnic tumble. Best of luck in my contest, and thanks for entering.

    David

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