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Harry Pottter and the--Shhh! Don't Say That!

Too many books.
It’s an insert.
Pick up picture,
Put it in the book.
Take two stacks
And turn them into…
Two stacks.
Stupid ghost.  Go away!
Half these books are going in the trash.
Does Harry die?  Don’t tell!
Shhh!  Don’t call it Harry Potter.
I need a special badge
To handle empty boxes.
Oh, yeah.  Surround us in caution tape,
Post signs reading: secure title.
Hmmm, what could we be working on?
I wonder.  It must be Dr. Seuss.  Yeah, right.
Finally, the twenty-first!
It’s finished!
I’m so relieved.
Free copy.

Author notes

This is more my reaction to the last book than the whole series. I was one of the lucky people to work on the book. It was crazy. We kept finding this little smudge that looked vaguely like a person and had to do our best to keep those books from making it to stores. We started refering to the smudge as "Harry's Ghost." It was on at least half the books. As for this poem, it's a collection of thoughts I had during the loooong process of making Harry Potter. Just thought I'd share some of our experiences.

~Cly~

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  • Sf
    December 12, 2007

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    Wow...you worked on the book?...and you've never read it????????...love the poem because it shows how hectic your life was at that time.


  • Lady Australis silver member
    November 28, 2007
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    awsome poem
    that woulda been really fun

  • Cly
    October 14, 2007
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    i don't hate Harry Potter. How could i hate a book i've never read?


  • kennethlaney
    July 28, 2007
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    I know what you MEAN! My daughter loves to read the HARRY POTTER books.
    "BOO"


  • Veeolin
    July 24, 2007

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    That's really cool you got to work on the book. I can only imagine...xD Nice poem, it made me smile.


  • LucyLightning
    July 24, 2007
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    lol.
    You are insannnne.


  • madgirlslovesong
    July 23, 2007

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    Wow! That is too cool that you worked on the book! Your poem descirbes the craziness that i would expect to surround a project like that!
    Thanks for entering!

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