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My Life as a Dog (By my sister and brother)

I am a dog,
loyal to the end,
I like to roll in the dirt,
or swim to an island.
I liked Thanksgiving,
the turkey was deliscious.
Not another meal,
had ever been so nutritious.
Everyone was upset,
who knows why they were so mad.
They locked me out,
and said I was bad!
But I didn't care,
I had already eaten the dessert.
When I saw a bear,
I became very alert!
So as he began to run,
I threw up all over,
sick to my stomach as I saw... a gun?!
I tried to blend in with the clover.
My master came
and killed that bear,
so they had bear for Thanksgiving,
while I was taking great care.
not  to explode into thin air.

Author notes

1. I like rhyming poems best.
2. Picture or style prompts are good.
3. Mi nombre es RisingTideofChrist.
4. I want to be in the Rounds Contest b/c I'm unique, imaginitive, and bored.

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  • warrior-eagle
    May 12, 2008
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    Lol
    Thanks for entering hun,
    a very funny poem here,
    good work here

    ...Simply Me♥


  • Sue Cardwell gold member
    January 29, 2008

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    Many thanks for your humourous entry in our contest. It was a pleasure to read.

    Join us in our final contest. One poet, up to two poems, new writes only.

    Sue and Jeff


  • Eternal-Jammy-Jam
    October 12, 2007
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    Imagine that coming true ...


  • Sinfully Yours
    October 5, 2007

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    STrange!!! But good! Almost poetically sweet...like the master protected this dog, even after he was upset at him.... good luck!
    Miss Marie


  • forever dreaming
    October 4, 2007

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    Ok, strange but rather entertaining in a way. Many thanks for entering my contest with probably the most bizarre topic I have read so far during my commenting.


  • Shining for You silver member
    July 23, 2007

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    Thanks

    This is fun but i think you have put it in the wrong contest.I will DQ it but put it in my talking to pets.
    Thanks

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