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A Logical Song and Reply - Parody Unknown Author

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"Why, Jack, though attractive your rhyme,
there’s no conflict – temptation and fear
disappear when one has a good time –
with oneself, - subject/object my Dear !

Although beauty with age fades away,
one may still seize the joystick to buoy
and re-use it by night and by day,
so, pray, what’s the use of a boy ?

I may add, Jack, with jacking to toy
is a sport each may teach in her way,
fornication’s no fun to enjoy
if before play one can’t reach “olé !”

The debate’s not half mast, you can climb
up to Venus, from f[r]ont or from rear,
fornication’s too often false mime –
so, Jack ! – have I made myself clear ?"




Parody Original Author Unknown – A Logical Song

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That Tickles


A Logical Song


"Why, Chloe, thus squander your prime,
In debate between fear and temptation ?
If adulterous love be a crime,
Why quarrel with plain fornication?

But your beauties with age you may lose:
Then seize the short moment of joy !
If not – then with confidence use,
What by using you cannot destroy."

Author Unknown end 19th century.

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  • shanghaigirl
    July 24
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    "Why, Jack, though attractive your rhyme,
    there’s no conflict – temptation and fear
    disappear when one has a good time –
    with oneself, - subject/object my Dear ! "Why, Jack, though attractive your rhyme,
    there’s no conflict – temptation and fear
    disappear when one has a good time –
    with oneself, - subject/object my Dear !

    very good
  • Logical, indeed. I wish more people would think this way...with logic AND humor. Excellent work, and good job with keeping in the rhyme scheme and rhythm...I've read so many poems lately whose writers are just so AWFUL at that. And they don't have your gift for irony either. Wow. Loved it.

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  • silica silver member
    September 4, 2007

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    Sounds like the reluctant lover… good reply but I like terse…


    Your offer might seem like a pearl,
    Of logic and love, sweet osmosis,
    But sadly I’ll have to decline,
    Your rank body and gross halitosis¡!


  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    July 22, 2007
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    Tee hee hee hee, this tickled!

    Your reply was simply sublime,
    nothing in there was "off";
    though the "jack" got in there just fine.
    You see, at sex I won't scoff!

    Whether, by duo or trio,
    Either, up, down or behind.
    Or alas when I'm oh solo mio.
    Any which way, I'm submissive, I'll mind!


    dk

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