There once was an elf named Kreacher
He was such a distasteful feature
He mumbled and murmered
He whispered of bloody murder
And it's Sirius' mum he greets, sir.
Draco is always a brat
His brain is a soft door mat
He whines and and he cries
He smirks and he sighs
And during Quditich his arm went splat!
Harry Potter is a famous boy
For the girls he's a chew toy
He moans and screams
He yells and shoots beams
And his least favorite teacher is Gilderoy.
A contest entry
- No Rules by J L Whalen.
550 points, ended July 31, 2007, 52 entries
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Silly limericks about Harry Potter.
Comments
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This is very funny!!LOL!!
"And during Quditich his arm went splat!"
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here comes your next Potter Poetry, Judo!! And it is really nice too! Great job!
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ha ha ha ha...well that was definelty different from everything I've been reading lately...much more light hearted than the ever so popular"she dumped me *tear*" poetry I've been reading...very well written even though I know that from some nursery ryhme story...but who care...great write...I loved it...take care
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