God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-Voltaire
Thou shalt have no other comics on before me.
Thou shalt consume one drink, and another, minimum.
Thou shalt lampoon thy mother-in-law.
Thou shalt kill, every set.
Thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain...too much.
Thou shalt remember the second show and keep it sober.
Thou shalt not steal thy brother's material.
Thou shalt not bear false wittiness.
Thou shalt remain standing until thou art the last to stand.
Thou shalt covet my wife - please!
Honorable mention
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