When Angel is drinking the glasses are raised
The horns start resounding, the demons sing praise
There’s much apprehension and no one is blue
‘Cause everyone smiles wond’ring what she will do
When she dances naked the Pope watches, too
With hands in his pockets, I swear it is true
She sings karaoke it is such a sight
For everyone’s eardrums are bathed in sweet light
But, when she gets horny, oh, that is such fun
She lights up, I tell you, as bright as the sun
And then just to see her will make your heart melt
With more warmth and love than you have ever felt
You’ll know if she finds one with which she will do it
Because there’s a certain sweet sound attached to it
A deep heavy sigh that will rise and then falter
And echoes so sweetly from here to Gibralter
But, one thing for sure will have everyone laughing
If she drinks enough so that she ends up ralphing
You will never forget it once you have seen this
Like fireworks and the aurora borealis
She is such sweet fun, yet, when the night is over
And our fallen angel is finally sober
Her headache is splitting, she swallows a pill
But, remember, she is a divine angel, still
Everyone loves her so, and no one will judge
St. Peter asks what happened, no one will budge
Perhaps she shows vanity, gluttony, lust
But our drunken Angel, she is one of us




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