I can see that this thong isn't right
and my crack is complaining it's tight
I'm more comfortable nude
cuz I've got attitude
but my privates are hidden from sight
I'm afraid that the girls will say "Ick,
what on earth have you done to your dick"
I won't be a father
for what girl would bother
with a guy who has mashed his own prick.
A contest entry
- Picture inspired semi-quickie, closes after 15 spots. by Griswold.
450 points, ended July 28, 2007, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This is possibly the best form of this I have ever seen.
Bwahahahahaha.
Loved it.
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Borat-the brave
Good luck in the contest
your words hurt my eyes when the picture is there as well -
Oh I love this write~ awesome job!!! BRAVO!!!!
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LOL, now this is hilarious, I just knew this pic would bring out the crazy in everybody, but then how could you help it..best of luck...Scott
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