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Oh my, oh me
we are both sexy as can be!

Just counting the hours
before we meet that cyber hottie.
The one chatted with thanks to that ad
where I claimed to be a rich, young genius.
Sure she won't mind if I bring my brother
we love sharing things so much.
What a thrill it will be
when she turns on the lights in the motel room
after the deed is done!

Told her we would do it all night,
but never said I might not need help.

Hope that penis enlarging tool I'm wearing

will work like they claimed so I can really surprise.

And the plastic outfits we invented
that uses radiation to cause orgasms will impress.

At least better than our last date,
may she rest in peace.

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  • ScarletO gold member
    July 24, 2007

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    LOL....It does seem like those outfits should be an aid of some sort not just a regular outfit.


  • Florida Sunshine
    July 16, 2007
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    you never cease to amaze me~ Nice write ~ my friend~ good luck to you in the contest!

    • penman gold member
      July 16, 2007
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      Thank you for the nice comment. Just went silly with that contest.


  • Griswold silver member
    July 16, 2007

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    Too damn funny, radiation to cause orgasms, well, I prefer the olod fashined method myself, but science has made startling advances, best of luck...Scott


    • penman gold member
      July 16, 2007
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      Isn't modern science a blessing for the new technology? Thanks for the great comment.


  • Desire gold member
    July 15, 2007

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    OMG!!

    - covers eyes -


    I saw them before in an advertisement on the Sci Fi Channel...something about E Harmony...for those seeking a good time, companionship
    Interrupted my show...Dr. G- Medical Examiner

    Loved this!

    Best wishes to You in the contest
    Many blessings too
    and my Love~ Desire~*~

    • penman gold member
      July 15, 2007
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      Yep a couple of fun guys to be sure sweetness. Thanks for the great comment.


  • Dalaney gold member
    July 15, 2007

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    oh, my.

    This is the strangest picture! I laughed, even though the photo and the poem made me head for the Pepto I
    love your sense of humor - thank you for making me laugh.

    Laney


    • penman gold member
      July 15, 2007
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      I hear they are available for parties if you ever need special entertainment. Thanks for the wonderful comment.

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