I need a cake,
one topped
with peanut butter
filled with jelly
but not jam!
The candles should spout from the sides
so the wax makes patterns
as it drips onto the plate.
I need 28 candles
each to be a different color,
make sure one is aquamarine,
one must be roja
that is the Spanish red
not to be confused
with the American version.
Please place it in a box
that looks like a cake,
top it with chocolate frosting
that is the cake
not the box.
Add five frosted buttons.
in assorted sizes
placed periodically
on top.
Swirls of psychedelic layers
must be made with edible crayons,
(Please wrap the crayons in newspaper
put them in the same box as the cake)
creating his name
A H M E D
make this in rainbow, comic sans font.
The cake will be picked up tommorow at
3:17 pm
sharp
by a fag dressed in woman's clothing.
His name is Toulouse.
Call him Lucy or his cheeks will
blanch with embarrassment.
Please make sure he stores it in
a cool place,
he will try to put it in his trunk
do not let him.
He will slip you a hundred dollar bill
make sure to give him
15% back,
if he likes the cake
he will give you 5% tip.
Thank you,
for time at your expense.
Have a wonderful evening.
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