Oh Glitter Paul, oh Glitter Paul
How shiny is your forehead.
I like the way
you hold so still
as I glue
stuff to your ear.
Oh Glitter Paul, oh Glitter Paul
How shiny is your forehead.
How shiny is your forehead.
I like the way
you hold so still
as I glue
stuff to your ear.
Oh Glitter Paul, oh Glitter Paul
How shiny is your forehead.
Author notes
Slightly shorter than I planned, but this is all I could come up with. More may come.
A contest entry
- Great poetry for a great man! Kirbysman! by Ishtar.
600 points, ended November 23, 2007, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Indeed
Comments
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Awww
Why pick on Paul???? Knowing Paul he probably laughed about it.
TerrBear youre something else.
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lmao this reminds me of when we were dressing him up as a Christmas tree last year.. hahahaha remember?
You make me laugh.. and for that I loves ya..


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You can't imagine how uncomfortable it was hanging on that christmas tree, covered with glue and all those little sparkly things. At least Reni won and I was allowed to hang rather than being thrust onto the top as the angel.
Miss Terri, you're a character. Thanks so much for entering, for being a goof and a friend.

Best of luck in the contest and I hope your fingers are glued together.
Paul
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Lol.
I have absolutely nothing to say but: Lol.
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What? The half-assed Christmas parody, or the guy that finds it relatable?
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To both just equally.
LMFAO.
Sometimes I wonder if people actually READ the stuff before they comment.
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wonderful
something so easy to relate to

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LOL I would love to see a picture of this!! He should get a kick out of this. Well done. Good luck in the contest.
Jeannie
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LOL You crack me up, TerrBear!!! This is cute. I'm sure Paul will get a laugh from it. Good luck in the contest, Sweetie. Hugs, Patricia


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Indeed!
Actually in a former life (a few years ago) I let a 9 year old girl paste stuff all over my face, paper hat, moustache, you name it. On another occasion she used make-up to turn me into a PROPER lady. Oddly I miss that kid.
Poor suffewring Glitter Paul. I'm guessing there's more to the story than I know.


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Yem! How old were you in that former life? Just because she was nine doesn't mean you were.
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Slightly, not much though.
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