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She'll Be Slappin' 3 White Horses....

            She'll be slappin' 3 white horses when she comes
            She'll be slappin' 3 white horses when she comes
            She'll be slappin' 3 white horses
            Has 400 divorces
            She'll be slappin' 3 white horses when she comes.

            She'll be eatin' unhealthy chicken when she comes
            She'll be eatin' unhealthy chicken when she comes
            She'll be eatin' unhealthy chicken
            It's leftovers her dog'll be lickin'
            She'll be eatin' unhealthy chicken when she comes.

            She'll be barfin' up a storm when she comes
            She'll be barfin' up a storm when she comes
            She'll be barfin' up a storm
            Her mouth is gettin' worn
            She'll be barfin' up a storm when she comes.

            She'll be stewin' sat-on squid when she comes
            She'll be stewin' sat-on squid when she comes
            She'll be stewin' sat-on squid
            Her dog was farting amid
            She'll be stewin' sat-on squid when she comes.

            She has gottin' really tired of this song
            She has gottin' really tired of this song
            She has gottin' really tired
            Her milk is 2 years expired
            She has gottin really tired of this song....

            Yeehaw!

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A parody of "She'll Be Comin' Around The Mountains".

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  • piccola silver member
    July 18, 2007
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    LOL. I've been wanting to read this since I saw the title...thank you for the fun entry.


  • BlissfulDiamond
    July 15, 2007
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  • Blissfulcrystal
    July 14, 2007
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