Autobiography

I'm one-fourth irish
Yeah it's luck
I act quite childish
who gives a fuck

I'm one-fourth german
Yeah its great
I practice christian
I carry some weight

I'm half english
I speak it too
I dont like fish
And neither should you

I'm tall for most girls
And medium built
I have random curls
My cousins wear kilts

I have blonde hair
Eyes of blue
Please dont stare
I dont at you

A nose quite pointy
Hips quite curvy
Attitude quite dorky
Eyesight not blurry

Im wild and fun
Weird and crazy
Im scared of the sun
And not really lazy

Holes in my jeans
Patters on my shoes
Shirts make me scream
Cause it's them i lose

I'm neat and clean
I hate a mess
Dirt makes me mean
And clutter makes me stressed

I like tall men
Smart at that
Taller than 5'10
And not really fat

Humor is important
It's something you need
No embarrassment
I hate it indeed

This is me
It's not you
Let me be
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