If God were a smoker, I have to warn ya,
He wouldn't be seen in California.
And in the Bible Belt they say
He wouldn't be seen there anyway.
Virginia is the place He'd be,
where He could smoke His head off, free
from censure and the rule of law
and share a butt with me and Paw!
A contest entry
- If God Were A...... (Contest) by galfalfa.
625 points, ended July 18, 2007, 8 entries
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Well, He did create tobacco and the whacky weed. Who are we to say He could not enjoy the fruits of His own labor. Perhaps the breath of life was just one cool supercharged exhalation. Good luck in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long -
Oh if only 
Us smokers won't be allowed to light up anywhere soon 
Great entry and I wish you well in this contest
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Well if god were a smoker, dont you think he would have made the pages of the bible double as rolling paper? Yeah he would have recycled
thanks for this
galfalfa
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