If God was a woman
it'd be a whole different show
the rules to begin with
wouldn't be set in stone.
The first thing that would change
it would have to I guess
is men would have boobs
and we'd stare at their chests.
The second would be
we'd never be wrong
oh, wait, my mistake
that's been true all along.
Men would bare children
and suffer the "curse"
on second thought forget it,
things would only be worse.
I got it, I know it,
the one thing I'd switch
men would be whiney
and we'd call them bitch.
Never mind, it's hopeless
you can't rewrite the truth
God's already a woman
and we all know she rules.
Author notes
This has to be one of the fuunnest poems I have ever written, thanks for this contest.
A contest entry
- If God Were A...... (Contest) by galfalfa.
625 points, ended July 18, 2007, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Your point is well taken. I always wondered where God's wife fit into the picture but now I understand why He sleeps alone..lol. Good luck in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long -
The poet took the mandate of the contest and ran amok with it,the pen producing the humour to lighten the day,indeed if all those things were true herein!!!Enjoyed this
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LOL, hey dont you know that god first made Eve with three boobs and when she pointed his mistake out ..he tore one off and threw it in the bushes. Then later when she complained how lonely she was...he went back to the bush, got the extra boob and made Adam
Thanks for the laughs,
galfalfa
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cooooooooool
Great job! Loved it, made me laugh
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