Hey White people!
Did you know that the Man loves you so much he has entitled you to a life of abolute privledge and convenience?
Did you know that, as a white person, nothing bad is ever supposed to happen to you?
That's right! according to liberal apologists, and minority spokespeople, White people are entitled to the following;
White people are never turned down from jobs, promotions, or bank loans. We all have more money than we will ever need.
White people never get bumped from flights, get our luggage lost, or have our tickets accidently cancelled. if we are late for a flight, the plane will wait for us to arrive before taking off.
White people never get parking tickets, pulled over for speeding, or have the cops tell us to turn down our music. all police are told to let us off the hook whenever possible.
White people never have to pay taxes or fees. The Man gives us special privledge.
White people all make seven-figure incomes at the expense of minorities.
So, if you find any discrepancies between this and your actual life, call toll free 1-800-U-THE-MAN to talk to the Man personally and sort this mess out. Don't worry about the cost- an anonymous minority will be billed for all expenses, because we have to keep them all down.
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Haha...nice
I love sarcasm...
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well done
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well i liked it. it was amusing and interesting at the same time. you chose a great topic to write about and i respect that. good job.
~melody
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We are White, and we shall all be Right
We whites also somehow fail to maintain our rhythm, be as successful in sports as the non-whites descended from the darkest continent. We suffer from shorter phalluses then their men, and our women are often being chased or bedded by dark skinned men with longer members.
Our only consolation is since we have more money and power, we can buy their women, even their men if we want. However we do tend to feed them and give them better medical attention than if they languished unemployed in the ghettos or their rural villages.
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Ok I do like this, really an me being a white person sureally wishes all this was true...ha ha ok black people got all there info wrong, yeah I know this was a sarcasm write..but still there are blacks who really think this stuff an lets all answer this question shall we...Do you see more white people than black people driveing around in sporty high class cars who are also on walfare? ah yep it's blacks...dam I wish I had a sporty high class car to go with my foodstamps.hahahahaha anyway just my imput on this messed up society.
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this is amusing
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quite interesting... actually funny in a way.... sort of. i dont know if this is subject to racisim or discrimitaion or any of those problem subject or if this is just a laugh... but still... its interesting.
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this is just my sarcam towards something a black person told me after he got a parking ticket for parking in a loading zone (which he did), and blamed whitey for everything bad in his life, as though we have nothing better to do than "keep the brothers down"
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its funny when people do that... i hate it when blacks say that were racist. they are the ones that are still being racist about most things...
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