"My Name Is"
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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] George Bush
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] George Bush
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the united states for one second please?
Hi ya! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick a rocket up Saddam's eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and start a war like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try cheerleading at an all boys' school in massachusetts? (Huh?)
My career is dead weight, my ears arn't on straight
And I can't figure out which texas ranger to irate (Ummmm..)
And John Kerry said, "theres always another four years!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you've had too many beers!"
Since age twelve, I've been destined for something else
Cause I got an art degree and joined a secret society
then at the height of the Vietnam war joined the national gaurd
And with average grades skipped 100,000 on the waiting list
Though I was smokin grass and getting DUI's until 35
I knew my political life wouldn't start till I had a wife!
C'mere woman! (George, wait a minute, that's my girl yo!)
I don't care Gore, besides didn't you claim to invent the internet?
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The state wanted to flunk me in the popular vote
Thanks a lot, I still won in the supreme court though
I smacked them in the face with 1.3 million tax cut
And even pushed for a partial-abortion ban act (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked down the streets of 9/11
Flashed the scene with a sony digital camera ;)
Then declared an invasion of Afghanistan
In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety percent was my domestic approval rate
But I just found out my people are "flip-floppers" (Dang!)
I told them I'd be a famous President
Make descions to end all vilolence and torment, everywhere (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the men with dark shades rush your stage
And try to throw themselves in front of you like a bull in rage (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy from Kabul asked me if the war would end with Qadea
(Dude, will the war end with Qadea?)
So I told him: "guy from Kabul, NO I'm gonna evade Japan!
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Stop the band! This party is in violation (Get him!)
Dick Cheney, don't just stand there, SHOOT EM!
I'm not ready to leave, and impeachment won't fly (forget that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the oval office and burned alive (Huh yup!)
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just recieved a bill -- dare me to veto? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very "nomadic" and couldn't hide
I ain't had a borrito in years and my licenses was suspended in 1978 (Whoops!)
Nickname is Dubya, its fate (for W Bush)
I spit when I talk, I'll buy anthing in bulk (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
SO FOR THAT YOU SEND ME TO AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL? (WAH!)
WELL I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD, I'LL BE THE HEAD CHEERLEADER! (WAHHH!)
I reformed the criminal justice system in Texas
then executed 152 prisoners (BANG!)
I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see bin Laden? (Yeah?)
Tell him I'll tow his car if he doesn't surrender!
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Bronze trophy winner
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