I love you.....I love you for the way you protect me by telling me who I can talk to. I love you for constantly criticizing my accomplishments and telling me I can do better. You make sure I don't stew in my pride or gain any ego. You simply explain to me that everything I do is meaningless.
I love you for the way you press for me to do things that will make you happy and not me. I've never known real happiness anyway. It's probably b/c I've never completed your goals for me.
I love you for telling me I need to find someone special and then criticizing my taste or my way of finding them. Obviously, if I listened to you I would have found them by now.
I love you for always keeping your thumb on my head to make sure I never get out of line or ever have any independent thought of my own or plan for my life. From the bottom of my black, crusty little heart, "Thank you for the excellent support you all give me."




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