Yeah of course I'm okay with you - my dearest friend,
being too faced and splitting up my girlfriend and I,
there's no way that could possibly bother me honey,
I don't curl up in bed each night and whimper or cry.
Of course I don't mind you texting and talking on the phone,
You want to go on a date with her? yes lovey thats fine,
You need to borrow some money? How much can I get for you?
Here I'll prepare a picnic, and provide you with some wine.
Is there anything else I can do to make you both happy?
Oh you have real need of somewhere to call your home,
Well let me give up my bed for you, stay as long as needed,
I tell you what I'll stay at mums, so you two can be alone.
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Best friend and ex got together and expected me to help them out in the way I always had. 9 years on it still makes me angry!
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i like it!
I know how that feels! My exgirlfriend started dating my fuckbuddy and it made me SO mad. they seemed to think it wouldnt affect me at all. i feel your pain all the way.* did you intentionally say "too faced" or did you mean "two faced"?* people like that make me so angry! -
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Hey there, it's so damn annoying when two people you trust hurt you in this way. i'm sorry you've had to endure a similar experience. I'm over it now, i realised my anger was only hurting me! 'hug'
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Interesting 2nd line. Had you thought of punching them in the face?
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WOW
I can't believe the nerve some people have! Surely they should have realized that you would not want to help out your friend once she decided to get with the person you no longer were with! People can be so selfish sometimes.




