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I am a real angel fair and square,
with big boobs and soft blond hair.
With legs tapering long and slim,
men gladly tend my every whim.
I have long white feathered wings,
but a dismal failure at sacred things.
for saving sinners is a complex test,
makes me shake although I do my best.
Those sly young men won’t let me snooze,
and keep sending over bottles of booze.
But A fag at times gives me some relief,
a few deep puffs though fairly brief.
A dizzy head from too many good slurps,
loudly pursued by Heaven clearing burps.
So a drunken angel I've turned out to be,
Oh heck !, it’s time to do another pee.
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In a list
A contest entry
- Wanted: Drunken Angel Poems by Amera.
1500 points, ended July 15, 2007, 19 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Earth Angels/Quickie/10/30 by imahealer.
525 points, ended April 7, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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I am NOT going to DQ this one, even though I wanted you to write from the prompt image. I love your sense of humor, and can tell you are either from the UK, Australia, or Ireland. I have been told what a wonderful poetess you are, and since I absolutely love humor, if you would kindly change the image, to make it fair, it stays! Thanks for your entry!
Shana -
I'm still laughing!
Best wishes in the contest!
A true angel.
Write on!
*PEACE*
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This is....well it's....it definately...minus the blond hair, it's me I adore this, good luck in the contest, and thank you
Cathy
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This is a riot! She's going to love it. Angel with big boobs? LOL... I'd love to spend a day in your mind. Good luck in the contest.
Love,
Amera ♥
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she seemed like a seductive tease, from a beer commercial. the idealistic model seemed picture perfect and scandalous on television, when in reality she is like everyone else and has to go to the loo. your last line raised an eyebrow for me.
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Wonderful Bazza, I love the humour in this one always get me Poetry that can make the reader smile.A definite shortage of Bar Angels round here the one who prop up the bars in my neck of the woods look more like lumberjacks after a Saturday night free for all
Good luck in the contest
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lol
great funny piece barry...
take-care from tracey.
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This is such a great humorous poem. And you had such wonderful, original lines here that i really enjoyed. "Heaven clearing burps", "for saving sinners is a complex test", and my favourite "its time to do another pee". Great write and all the best for the contest.
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very good indeed
i enjoyed this one bazza - brilliant write, well done -
Bazza, this is a true cracker! and put a grin on my face lol. Very different to what you normally write, but I must admit it was very humorous and a delight to read. Well done and good luck with this fab entry for the contest.
Shaz xx
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What a Corker!
Dear Barry,
I clicked on this because of the title!
What a surprise I got! 
A drunk Angel no less! Send her to me and I'll soon straighten her out.
I must admit it's made me giggle.
A bonza poem Bazza.
Good luck in the contest.
Love Joan
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A naughty little angel indeed
I wish you all the best in this contest 
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wow well written and very funny good luck
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