You need the hard news.
Call that an orgasm?
I've had more fun
with my dentist.
All his tools
are tiny but at least
it's only my mouth.
Also, he always
warns me that it's
only a little prick.
He also makes
me dribble
so suck on that.
News ends.
Author notes
Aw Heck, as if!!
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A contest entry
- Sarcasm by Edna Sweetlove.
850 points, ended July 6, 2007, 19 entries
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VERY WITTY
What a naughty patient! Making fun of the dentist's tools as tiny while their pricks giving such pleasure? It will make the dentist more hot, more mad and more randy. -
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rather short on literary reference, I fear!! But thanks for enjoying my bit of fun.... xx I appreciate serious but can't write it myself. Big love to you - you have verses like yards of velvet. Deep red velvet. xx
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Chilliwoman
Madam, I love the wonderful literature of your land, for that fault please don't pull my leg. And you cannot live all the time with King Lear, you need Mr. Lear also sometimes. Finally, thanks for the compliments. -
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Darling - I meant that my poem was short on literary refs. I would not wish to live with King Lear - for I am almost certainly Cordelia - she did her best... xx ps I'm not pulling your leg - it's just that I like to have a laugh - it's ALL IV'E GOT! xx big love to you and it's lovely to talk xx
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chilliwoman
My earlier comment was just a joke, please don't misunderstand me. And I now know you laugh through your tears. So many of us do, alas!
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Very funny I like this poem it is full of lovely wit Nice and dry dear you are so good
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Oh this is sharp! And very, very funny. I may print this on a card and leave it on a pillow, one day... as I leave...
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ha, i love this sarcastic and in your face tone.
it's great.
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What can one say to those lines.... I read it twice & smiled. But glad I am not a dentist
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Heheheheh ah wow, what a laugh! Not sure if I should say this but it defo sounds as though you write from experience. Heh hem! How would I know that! lol
Peace Georgia
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This is a secret between us, right? But I don't fancy my dentist - though she is beautiful. No, it's the Doc that I have the hots for....!! In spite of what he did to me! x
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You'd know this. Oh, my dollface, we all know this (well, the unlucky ones of us). I've had more fun with a sneeze.! Mind you, I don't actually care that much any more - a a a a a a a chou. - hey, told ya.
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I could get rude here but I'll restrain myself! Heheheh
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Just get healthy honey - and I'll try to as well. xx Actually, getting rude might be good for us! We should get it on the NHS!! I have a prime candidate in my sights..!
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I liked this. But is it sarcasm? No it's not.
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I agree, it's just bitching!!
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Not moral, but very molar. Impacted with pure wisdom.
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Have a sticker my brave wee laddie!! Will I cut the whole Scots crap stuff now??!! Kent me kent my father (geographically speaking!!) xx ta for your pearly wisdoms xx
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