Dead? No can't be me
I'm sorry sir, You must have the wrong number.
Now if you will excuse me i have to exchange my dry-cleaning
Oh no, they did a fine job cleaning it
It's just that they gave me my neighbors skin.
Frankly i don't have her complexion, and it just doesn't fit the same.
Go out for lunch? I'd love too, but i just don't seem to be hungry for anything these days
With all the pressure to look alive, i suppose i lost my appetite.
Oh dear, I'm about to miss my own funeral.
And you know what a tragedy that would be.
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Op 10
Story eh? Well Once in a MAGICAL kingdom there was a watermelon but not the any watermelon this watermelon was DA MAN. One day DA MAN fell into a well and tragically bumped his head and drowned...THE END!
Please tell me what you think
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Major points for creativity here... dark, yet funny. I liked this a lot... I did find it to be more of a letter than a poem though... perhaps you could work on the poeticness... amazing idea though, and thank you for entering my contest.
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